1 00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:24,774 These are dark times, young Cuke. 2 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:27,852 What d'you mean Obi Wan Cannoli? 3 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,200 For over a thousand generations, 4 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:34,328 organic food like us lived in harmony with the ways of The Farm. 5 00:00:34,829 --> 00:00:36,279 The farm? 6 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,930 Yes Cuke, The Farm is what gives us our power. 7 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:44,482 It's a kind of "field" that creates all edible things. 8 00:00:44,483 --> 00:00:45,986 Woah! 9 00:00:45,987 --> 00:00:49,785 But, alas, the market has been taken over by 10 00:00:50,986 --> 00:00:53,109 the Dark Side of the Farm. 11 00:00:54,206 --> 00:00:59,757 An empire of pollution and pesticides has ruthlessly conquered the market, 12 00:00:59,758 --> 00:01:03,022 nearly wiping out our organic birthright 13 00:01:03,023 --> 00:01:05,823 with unsustainable, short-sighted practices like 14 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:13,184 genetic engineering ... irradiation ... and massive chemical pesticide use. 15 00:01:13,185 --> 00:01:16,163 Seduced by artificially lower prices, 16 00:01:16,164 --> 00:01:19,378 people don't even want to know where their food comes from. 17 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:23,421 The true ways of The Farm are now almost forgotten. 18 00:01:23,422 --> 00:01:24,722 ohhh! 19 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,955 But there is a new hope! 20 00:01:32,418 --> 00:01:36,976 A growing resistance, called the Organic Rebellion, is fighting back. 21 00:01:43,133 --> 00:01:46,608 Tofu-D2 where are you? 22 00:01:49,738 --> 00:01:55,840 You must learn the ways of the Farm if you are to join the rebellion and rescue Princess Lettuce. 23 00:01:56,855 --> 00:02:00,725 Help me Obi Wan Cannoli! You're my only hope. 24 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,107 Woah! 25 00:02:02,108 --> 00:02:06,650 Of course, you will need to find friends to help you on your way. 26 00:02:35,575 --> 00:02:38,138 I'm Ham Solo. Captain of the Millennium Scallion. 27 00:02:38,139 --> 00:02:41,267 I hear your lookin' for a passage to the Organic system? 28 00:02:41,302 --> 00:02:43,970 Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship. 29 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:49,078 Sure is, and I've got the best co-pilot in the produce section, Chewbroccoli! 30 00:02:50,469 --> 00:02:52,977 There will be many dangers. 31 00:02:52,978 --> 00:02:54,541 Watch out for those Thai fighters! 32 00:02:56,671 --> 00:02:58,720 I see em, I see em! 33 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,975 Quick! They're heading for that small moon! 34 00:03:02,903 --> 00:03:06,669 That's no moon ... that's a Melon! 35 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:09,482 The Death Melon!!! 36 00:03:11,084 --> 00:03:13,346 That giant fruit threatens us all. 37 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,730 A little tall for an egg, aren't you? 38 00:03:23,731 --> 00:03:25,904 Oh, the uniform! 39 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,407 I'm Cuke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you! 40 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,463 I'm here with Obi Wan Canoli . Come on! 41 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,616 For luck (kiss) 42 00:03:36,267 --> 00:03:38,557 Your path will not be easy 43 00:03:38,558 --> 00:03:42,198 for you must confront the evil lord of the Dark Side. 44 00:03:44,192 --> 00:03:45,861 Darth Tader 45 00:03:51,997 --> 00:03:57,716 Tader was once a pupil of mine, before he turned to the Dark Side of the Farm 46 00:03:57,717 --> 00:04:00,983 He's now more chemical than vegetable, 47 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:04,694 twisted and evil. 48 00:04:04,695 --> 00:04:08,650 He betrayed and murdered your father, Organakin Skywalker. 49 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:16,410 Obi Wan never told you about your father. 50 00:04:16,411 --> 00:04:19,983 He told me enough ... he told me you killed him! 51 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:23,944 No ... I am your father. 52 00:04:23,945 --> 00:04:26,978 That's really impossible! 53 00:04:26,979 --> 00:04:30,667 Search your peelings, Cuke, you know it to be true! 54 00:04:30,668 --> 00:04:35,592 Join me, and together we can rule the supermarket as father and son. 55 00:04:35,593 --> 00:04:38,897 Noooo, I'll never join you! 56 00:04:42,147 --> 00:04:43,664 Learn about the Farm Cuke, 57 00:04:43,665 --> 00:04:48,473 help the Rebels expose the Dark Side’s technological short cuts and their true costs. 58 00:04:48,474 --> 00:04:50,866 We must win this battle! 59 00:05:02,956 --> 00:05:06,472 Use the Farm Cuke! 60 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,326 Stretch out with your peelings! 61 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:17,878 It is up to you, Cuke. You're the rebels' last hope. 62 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:20,041 Isn't that right, Yogurt? 63 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:23,255 Strong with The Farm he is. 64 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,731 But our last hope, Cuke is not! 65 00:05:25,732 --> 00:05:28,351 There is another ... you! 66 00:05:28,352 --> 00:05:35,520 In the market you visit, you can keep your family and your planet safe from the Dark Side by choosing organic. 67 00:05:35,555 --> 00:05:39,905 May the Farm Be With You -- Always!